Kobun Kaluza as "Henry Condell," apprentice to "John Heminge,"  (Condell and Heminge were responsible for the famous "First Folio," preserving his plays for posterity: that's us).  Kobun made his professional debut at Sanders Theatre with  Jo Ha Kyu, earned his BA in Theatre from Sarah Lawrence, spent a year abroad at the British American Drama Academy and completed Brooklyn College with an MFA in Playwriting, 2006.  Founded Al Dente Productions in 2000. 

      Garretson James Seely Lang, musician/actor "Augustine Phillips," is a student majoring in Music at the New School.  California-born, child actor, he is still mourning the loss of Joe Torre's Los Angeles Dodgers in the playoffs.  Claims he's straight, but doth he protest too much?

     James Richard, lead actor/sharer "Richard Burbage," a suffering Green Bay Packer fan from Wisconsin with a stiff upper lip, among other things . Mr. Richard, who sells shaving cream, just wants to act, yea, and maybe direct some day too.  I mean, who doesn't?  And be a back-up dancer for the New York Knicks.

    Texas-born Amara Untemeyer as a woman who calls herself "Thomas Pope" himself and has studied with the LAByrinth Theatre Company and is most famous (ha!) for her roles as "Mickey" in the female version of Neil Simon's The Odd Couple and for dating the wrong men.  She would like to thank her wonderfully lovely cast and mostly Tom White who saw past her drunken shopping cart moment outside the Corner Bistro and still said "That woman is our Falstaff!" 
 

    Dave Warth IS the "Bard," William (no middle name) Shakespeare, whom most of the world acknowledges was, and is the greatest writer of English ever born of a woman and is, as we will prove beyond the shadow of any doubt before your amazed and disbelieving  eyes, the smuttiest.  Get this: Dave has a theatre degree from where?  Yep.  Bard.